Saturday, July 21, 2007

7 am rant....

Set fire to MIke...


He spun twice and most of the fire when out (wow, I wish i could have seen that).....hahahaha. It's not funny. please watch this!!!!! LOL!!!


Which led to.... creepy?? Whose bad...




Just got back from the Hamptons..(sooooo wack, but pays my rent and addiction to eating out) a little bit on lean, but that's when the truth spills out. The pepsi Dj battle I particpated in was so fucking weird. I'm in no way a battle DJ, sheeeeeit i'm still trying to perfect my one click flares. Big crowd at SOB's, 9 DJ's, had Just Blaze, Kanye, and Swizzy judging. I didn't even want to enter in the first place. I did and got picked to battle it out...(Lucky me right...) Had to get on stage and show my skills as a party DJ. Let me tell you, I felt that serato fucked up the game, it evened out the playing field, you no longer have to dig for joints. I tell you, I was proven wrong. I think DJ's aren't creative anymore. out of 9 DJ's for 3 rounds i swear I heard 50 Cent - I Get Money 6 times.

btw, they fucked up Billie Jean twice....


The battle was really corny, each of us had 3 minutes to do what ever we thought was hot. I was last. I said fuck it and dropped Al. B Sure - Night and Day then New Edition Mr. telephone man. when into N.W.A Dopeman, and Can't Live Without My Radio. Some how I made it past two eliminations into the finals. Went into the final round with no idea what I was going to do, just started rockng classic hip hop, dropped Ice T New jack Hustler, The Headbanger, Gangsta Gangsta and Who Shot Ya (Not in that order). No Disrespect to the other contestants, but the winner played Sweet Dreams and Sweet child of mine. ( his set was full of sweet records...i'm hating) With guys like Mos Def, Common, Latifah, Q tip and Talib in the building in the finals I said to myself, ya'll got to feel this, and at least the judges got me. Sheeeit... DJ Enuff gave me the look like I had it. The next few words I heard shocked me. It's not that I lost. I really didn't care about that. Just Blaze told me I went a little Left.... Left?????????????????? New jack Hustler is left??????? EPMD is left??????????????? Lionel Richie is left????????, N.W.A is left?????????? WOW..... Now i'm not one to complain (yeah i am, this shit hurts son), like I said I never expected to even make it to past the first round, but to make it past all those rounds rocking good music and get basically shitted on for it made me a little salty. Again this is just my two cents, Everyone who made it to the finals had a an ill classic hip hop set. Sheeit my mello my man G. Breezy smashed the first round with classic hip hop and second round with classic reggae which i feel was the most creative move out of everone who participated including myself. The last round was fillled with Beyonce and Guns and Roses....ugggggghhhhhh. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I'm sorry for who ever this offends, but that shit is wack.... No disrespect to the winner Jack The Ripper he deserved it, he hontestly did his damn thing each round, played Wrath of Kane which had my hands in the air, but Beyonce, I couldn't do it, I guess I didn't want it that bad. I'm pissed with the judges. A panel of producers and DJ's basically dissing good hip hop. Ouch fellas... maybe Hip Hop is dead. I admit, my last set was sloppy, but left field????? Three of my favorite producers. That stung... I immediately walked off stage hoped in a cab and set up at Room Service. Got on the mic and told the crowd the if they expect to hear anything after 96 they should close out their tab at the bar. Dropped Zhiggie and called it a night. Great Kanye came through, I'm a little angry (three days later)

I should have gone with my original idea and play play all slow jams, bastard.... For the record I drink strictky Newmans Lemonade and hieneken. Soda is for suckers....(again hating)

Oh yeah would it be tacky to call Eric B. Silent Bob. His expression in all those videos is one of a deaf mute....lol great music though.



When I grow up i want to be a hip hop DJ... Is it me or is Iron Mike in the video...


Shout out to DJ Kiss, Self Destruction into Paper Thin. Nice!!!!!


Audi 5000

5 comments:

andrea macedo said...

hii love your blog
and the story about the battle in the Hamptons is funny.. I really don´t like 50cent
holla from Brazil
:D

andrea macedo said...

hii love your blog
and the story about the battle in the Hamptons is funny.. I really don´t like 50cent
holla from Brazil
:D

I AM GVG said...

you should have played Van Halen into Garth Brooks, then did a mash up with Beyonce and Ricky Martin. THEY WOULD HAVE F@%KIN LOVED YOU! COMMIT TO THE CHEESE!

GVG
~we're the warriors they write epics about~

rob flow said...

isn't that a young carlton in the pepsi commercial??

Mr.1derful said...

I SAW THE BATTLE IN L.A., SOOO WACK. U WERE ROBBED, IT TAKES NO SKILL 2 PLAY GNR', FEEL 4 U BRO.